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Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
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Brother:
that's not fair
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Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
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Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
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Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
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Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.
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me:
cos every time we touch I get this feeling
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keyboard:
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mom:
why are you laughing alone in your room
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girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
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boyfriend:
i know
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girl:
i love you
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boyfriend:
i love you too
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after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
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girl:
where is my boyfriend
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dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
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girl:
what
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